Thursday, 11 April 2013

Impatience is my middle name


Huh.....I m trying to put the blame on something...or someone here (hmmm nope not gonna take the blame on myself yet,hang on)...alrighty!!!got it!!!! Indian cine songs...and why?I am losing patience and I am in such a hurry !!!! to do what? to live my life !!!Unable to read through a book (ok...do not assume text books,couldnt finish one ever in my life,ever!!) so I try to watch a movie based on the book,but unable to sit through even a movie,why movie not even through an episode in a series,losing patienece big time at the rate of....(well at the rate of losing my hair,yeah I might turn bald pretty soon...thinking of becoming a monk...errr...okie dats the last thing one would expect me to be,but hey I might surprise you,beware!!!) worse case these days,unable to even sit through my final semester examinations that i came out in just half the time during my exam yday....wish i could live every episode of my life asap,like an episode per beat on the drum in a hard rock concert.

  Oh yeah now comes the relevance of Indian cine songs...remember how the baby girl grows into the heroine in just one single song,how the hero turns from rags to riches in jus 2 mins of a song,jus like that....wish i could fast foward my life,and get to the end now...alright maybe after I finish writing this piece,can i just skip all the unwanted experiences and just get a sneak peek into good ones(subject to availability),n get rid of time .So now getting back to the impatient part...this is something that happenend yesterday,when I went to the temple about 25kms away for a spl pooja arranged by our prof (inspite of having a break down in the middle of nowhere ,pushing the bike back to hostel under the scorching sun along with a friend)…reached temple at 12 finally,after the pooja left the temple at 12 30pm,jus to cross this huge buzzing textile showroom,while this friend of mine said wish I had time, could hav picked up something (ahem!!! forgot to tell u that I had an exam at 2pm :P ),so the good soul that I am,thought to myself that I shuould’nt be a reason for not having much time to shop,so came to an agreement of spending not more than 15 mins inside the store,so in we go,to find the bliss of conditioned air of the showroom,n off goes my friend to check things out,there I m checking through t-shirts only to realize that I was lookin at guys’ clothes,well now that I hav 15 mins in hand,thought of doing some quick shopping myself (well I m a really impatient shopper),ran upstairs to ladies section,and started scanning through the t-shirts….brown……no……lemon yellow…..never…..black…..too small….white…..cant manage…..pink….girly….purple..no,green..no(losing patience now) beige,orange,short sleeve,too long,too many frill,crumpled,no,no,no,no urgh!!!!! Red!!! Now get it already n leave!!! At the cash counter… a huge crowd…n so I make this plea to one of those guys behind the counter “hey bro (in tamil ofcourse) its jus one piece,could u pls process my bill first n send me away”….gentleman obliged after a few more requests,inspite of getting nasty stares from other customers who had done some serious shopping….so finally after all the billing process was done,jus when another guy was folding the t-shirt to put it into a carry bag,2 beautiful words caught my eye….which when read separately are beautiful,but when read together could spell disaster….”kiss” n “me”!!!!! what the hell hav I done!!!!   

And then very spontaneously there I was standing with all my teeth visible looking at that guy,asking him if I can exchange :P He looked up at me and so did the remaining  5 guys at the counter n ofcourse the other shoppers :P well promising him to get back with the same priced t-shirt in jus 2 mins,rushed back,picked another one which read like “intelligent,successful,fashionable,that’s me n I m the best” kinda thing (so don ask me why am I wearing something like that ,when u see me in it, its much better having irrelevant words on a t-shirt rather inviting trouble with “kiss me” :O ) and when I was back at the counter,this guys told me “you must be our first customer who has exchanged even before a delivery “ :P now that’s a good title to carry :P but yeah stuck to 15 mins,and that’s an achievement being a girl ;)

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