Mom was complaining of the missing half the quantity of watermelon juice from the refrigerator,that she had prepared for me,Dad or bro could've gulped down some during their frequent visits to the "ice age-home edition" (read as fridge :P ).But later mom discovers dried up juice on the lower slabs of the refrigerator...now the forensic expert,that she is,constructs the story with available evidence....which is....Dad (cant be bro,has to be dad!!! why??? well mom is the police...dad will obviously be the criminal :P ) is on his regular visit to the refrigerator....
Curiosity's KID checks out the container full of juice,spills half of the contents in the
process of checking it out,comfortably puts the container back in its place before anyone noticed,and walks away like nothing ever happened (done these kinda things like a million times when i was a kid wanting to escape mom's WORDS...dad's act is thus justified :P ).Meanwhile i am on FB,finding "someone spl" online,was cussing and cursing knowing that i wouldn't receive a single msg like always...but still this stupid lil heart keeps longing for it( clearing throat..) ok lets get back to business....Heard this BANG!!!!! hands over my mouth.eyes wide open that they could actually fall outta the sockets...frantically looking around to make sure no one was looking at my reaction...but then thr they were standing, Mom n Dad,picking up an argument on ( you gotta be kidding me) juice...? or god knows what!!! but yeah they made sure that i wasn't hallucinating....
Well that explosion back there was actually facebook chat's sweet sounding "ting" but msg from "someone spl" ?!?!??! that makes the "ting" a "BANG" !!!! it was a simple staright and plain question "got ur laptop?" (well had given my lappy for service for almost 5 days n was stuck to mobile browsing n texting mostly). complete loss of words,not knowing what to reply,tried typing,facepalmed myself a couple of times....on the other side argument was heating up,and the facepalm seemed like a co-incidence....not knowing which to attend first...? reply? ok but wat to reply? or peace-making ? gosh!!! why shud all this happen now ?!?!?! all i could say was"Guys knock it off now !!!!(stupid me,pointing at my FB page) cant u see i m working ?!?!?!? Now the decibels go down....n i say...." stop talking both of u!!! n go to ur rooms !!!! " n guess what they actually fell quiet.... felt like a kindergarden teacher had just said "finger on ur lips,now!!!" and the KIDS marched to their places obediently....:P
Holy mother of watermelon!!! it does feel good when u boss around ur parents and they end up listening to u :P
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